So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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