were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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