idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
dude. I can hear the air.
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