2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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