Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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