sorry about calling you the devil all night.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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