So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
