Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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