just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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