Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Text me some of your sweat
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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