is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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