Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dick very happy bro
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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