she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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