It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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