Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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