Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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