i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
