Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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