I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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