Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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