I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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