He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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