Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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