Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
