of course. lets lasso hookers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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