Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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