she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's shark week go big or go home
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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