just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
