so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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