do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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