Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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