woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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