Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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