ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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