you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah