K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
