i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Randomize