I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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