Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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