He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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