When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i will never coherently bang her
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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