i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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