I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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