NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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