shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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