babies were throwing up all over the place
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
