My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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