your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
there is glitter all over my balls
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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