SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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