god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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