Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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