We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
im on a boat
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