Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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