I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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