No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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