Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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