I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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