You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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