So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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