So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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