I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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